T called me with a joke, since she's moved out west, her cell signal seems to have been consistently worse, but I got the gist of it, that gist being:

Cow is climbing a tree.

Crow in tree says, "Cow!- why are you climbing tree?"

Cow says, "I want to eat apples."

Crow says, "You crazy cow! There are no apples! This is a birch tree!"

Cow says, "Oh, I brought them with me."