Think I've managed to come up with a dinner menu guaranteed to make its consumers ritually impure with respect to most major and many minor religions. Here it is:
Baked ham with challah & cheese for sandwiches
Bean soup with leeks, shallots, onions, garlic
Garlic ginger encrusted potatoes
Some sort of beef curry
Roasted, smashed hubbard
Coffee, strong drink
Haven't come up with a suitable dessert yet. Will hopefully have the assistance of an unclean woman to aid in food preparation. Anyway, Sunday evening, showing Nothing Sacred & Black Sunday. Please come.
Bonus points for the person identifying the most taboos violated.