Sadly, a willingness to do anything another asks of you doesn't make it possible to accede to contradictory demands. Maybe it could work if one were very Hegelian about it, even gave that a try for a bit, eager to please but never been much of an Hegelian, have always been & remain convinced that contradiction is a matter of words and not things, things other than words, I mean.
Should write some songs. Maybe with lots of words beginning with aitch preceded by 'an'.
Yeah, whatever, typographic convention be damned. The movement of self consciousness, ha ha ha.